Thursday, April 18, 2013

Seven Lady Werewolves

120 pages into Allison Moon's latest, and making steady progress. Review when I'm done (probably about a week and a half), but I just wanted to share something. Those who've read the book will know what it refers to.

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Seven lady werewolves, lying all in bed, and the little one said:

LEXIE: "Roll over, roll over."

So they all rolled over when they heard her shout and the one on the outside... fell out!

HAZEL: "Stop crowding m... AHHH!"

*THUD*

Six lady werewolves, lying all in bed, and the little one said:

LEXIE: "Roll over, roll over."

So they all rolled over when they heard her shout and the one on the outside... fell out!

JENNA: "Lexie, we're trying to slee... AHHH!"

*THUD*

Five lady werewolves, lying all in bed, and the little one said:

LEXIE: "Roll over, roll over."

So they all rolled over when they heard her shout and the one on the outside... fell out!

SHARMALEE: "Hey, I don't need any more brui-"

*THUD*

Four lady werewolves, lying all in bed, and the little one said:

LEXIE: "Roll over, roll over."

So they all rolled over when they heard her shout and the one on the outside... fell out!

MITCH: "Brat! When I get my horm-"

*THUD*

Three lady werewolves, lying all in bed, and the little one said:

LEXIE: "Roll over, roll over."

So they all rolled over when they heard her shout and the one on the outside... fell out!

CORWIN: "See, this is why I'm drifting bi-curi-"

*THUD*

Two lady werewolves, lying all in bed, and the little one said:

LEXIE: "Roll over, roll over."

So they all rolled over when they heard her shout and the one on the outside... fell out!

RENEE: "Oh no, you're coming with me, sister!"
LEXIE: "AHHH!"

*THUD* *THUD*

One lady werewolf, all alone in bed, and she looked around and said:

LEXIE: "..."

Lexie, that was your cue...

LEXIE: "..."

Lexie?

LEXIE: "..."

MEDIC!

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